A $100,000 bank bonus, and the Citi 5% card returns! Plus some free movies.

A  $100,000 BANK SIGN-UP BONUS: It’s about time somebody dangled a six-figure account opening bonus before the public! Courtesy of Maximizing Money, here’s an intriguing offer from Houston Federal Credit Union:

Earn a 1% bonus when you invest with HFCU Investment & Retirement Services!

The 1% bonus is cash paid directly to you 31 days after any HFCU Investment & Retirement Services account is funded. HFCU will even waive any penalty if you redeem your certificate account before its planned maturity in order to take advantage of this offer. In today’s low interest environment, savers need all the yield they can get. If they aren’t finding it in traditional savings, checking, IRA, or certificate accounts, it may be time to look elsewhere.

This is a limited time offer, and will be discontinued without notice when $10,000,000 has moved from HFCU accounts to HFCU Investment and Retirement Services, so act now!

So–and this is purely theoretical–if you had $10,000,000 burning a hole in your pocket and you moved it to HFCU, you could theoretically be $100,000 richer after 31 days. But note the very clear “discontinued without notice” warning: if you’re the second such decamillionaire to go for the bonus, you’ll get a big bowl of nothing for your efforts.

Great job by HFCU’s marketing department for coming up with an offer which can generate some publicity, create some interest in their products, and–this is important, Citibank–limit their marketing expenses.

I’m looking at you too, Chase Credit Card department. This scrappy credit union wasn’t so dumb as to promise “unlimited” rewards that they couldn’t deliver on. They made very clear that when the promo money runs out, that’s it. Honest, ethical, straightforward, effective–what a novel concept for financial services marketing!

DID SOMEBODY SAY STUPID BANK MARKETING?: (via Frequent Miler) Even as they’re cracking down on people attempting to earn unlimited ThankYou Points, The Miles Professor points out that Citi is still offering the legendary unlimited 5% on gas, groceries and drugstores in its branches.  And if you’re paying attention to the picture, you’ll see that Citi is still saying very clearly, “NO POINTS CAP”:

Thanks Miles Professor!

AIRBNB IS ILLEGAL IN NEW YORK CITY: Airbnb came up not too long ago when I talked about renting your stuff out for fun and profit. A judge in New York has found a man guilty of violating a 2011 forbidding people from treating their apartments like hotels via airbnb and has fined him $2,400. As The Gate points out:

…but the question is this: if using the Airbnb is against the law in New York — unless the stay is 29 days or greater — in what other municipalities could Airbnb and similar lodging services be considered illegal? Is there a possibility that the stay could be interrupted as well as the owner being penalized with a fine? What if the condominium or housing association bylaws which may govern the rules of the community in which the home is located prevent the use of Airbnb?

A good point. It would be nice if Airbnb could help out prospective hoteliers, but if I were them, I’d be afraid of what I might find out.

WATCH THE HOBBIT FOR FREE: Redbox is offering free streaming of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Slickdeals has more details.

WATCH SOME OTHER MOVIE FOR FREE: Through August 2, Fandango is offering a buy one, get one free deal on Fridays for Visa Signature cardholders.

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Google Wallet is pretty neat, but ApplePay is coming soon

I’ve tried out Google Wallet a bit, and I like it. The primary virtue is that it’s a lot less cumbersome to use than Amazon Payments. If I borrow $20 and want to pay it back, it is literally no more difficult than attaching a file. Amazon Payments, on the other hand, cannot even be accessed from within your Amazon account–you have to do another login.

I’ve tried a few other P2P payment options such as Venmo and they’re more or less similar to Amazon. So hats off to Google for a job well done. Obviously Google will have some work to do in managing certain hobbyists who–holy crap, Dan’s Deals has an entire board devoted to Google Wallet now! Seriously, the DD people are going all-in on this thing, take a look. It’s teenage girls screaming at the Beatles over there.

I am curious to see how the Google vs. the manufacturing spend battle plays out. Google is known for having very clever employees, but they are in what is for them a new line of business, and a lot of very clever people lurk at Fatwallet, Flyertalk, Dan’s Deals, and many other sites.

There are two directions they can go: the Amazon way (okay guys, we’ll put up with a certain amount of this) or the Paypal way (we’re going to hold on to your money for 180 days and then close your account). I recently spent many hours trying unsuccessfully to get a Google AdSense account activated, and came away with the conclusion that Google does not deal with consumers very well.

Google likes things that can be scaled up without having to worry too much about customer service (for small customers, anyway), and they’re pretty good at that, but it’s pretty hard to do consumer finance on a large scale without customer service. Just look at all the financial companies on this “worst companies” list–people get testy when their money’s involved. This, too, makes me curious about how Google will fare.

Of course, while Google is busy with that aspect, I’m pretty sure they’re going to have some fierce competition. Apple, Amazon, and Google have all been encroaching on each other’s turf recently, the goal being to insinuate themselves into your life as much as possible. If you can get into somebody’s wallet, then you’re playing a pretty important role in their life. Amazon and Google have taken the plunge, so what’s Apple going to do, and when are they going to do it?

Just a few days ago, Apple Insider noted a newly-published patent application from Apple:

The details come from a patent application continuation published by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office on Thursday entitled “Payment Options Based on Location.” Discovered by AppleInsider, the filing describes an e-wallet system that would provide users with “smart menus” based on the context of a transaction.

…The NFC functionality could even allow users to easily transfer money to one another using just their iPhones. In one example, two iPhones within range of one another are used to move funds from one person’s account to the other’s.

The filing, published by the USPTO on Thursday, was first made by Apple in September of 2012, but is a continuation of filings dating back to September of 2008.

There are a whole bunch of drawings from the patent application as well. Apparently Apple wants to allow you to finance your friend’s purchases:

Thanks Apple Insider!

How about THAT, Dan’s Deals! And at least one major investment analyst has speculated that an announcement could come this summer:

Apple (AAPL) is reportedly getting ready to make some “surprise” announcements later this year, including the unveiling of a new streaming music service or perhaps a mobile payment system set to debut at the annual WWDC conference this summer. Following a meeting with Apple executives, Morgan Stanley analyst Katy Huberty told clients in a note on Thursday that Apple has some new announcements brewing. While Apple’s Internet Software and Service boss Eddy Cue is hard at work trying to improve iCloud and the company’s iOS Maps app, he’s also reportedly working on a few new products that will launch later this year.

First up, Huberty believes Apple has plans to unveil a new Web-based service at WWDC this summer. The analyst couldn’t get a read on exactly what that service will be, but she writes that a streaming music service or a mobile payment system are the most likely candidates.

So many companies competing to get into my wallet! It’s never been a better time to be a personal finance geek. Bring it on, Apple!

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Checks, laptops, marijuana, and the country’s most expensive real estate listing

LAST DAY FOR FREE BLUEBIRD CHECKS: Thanks to Deals We Like for reminding everybody that today is the last day you can order free checks for your Amex Bluebird account. Starting tomorrow, you’ll have to pay over $20. Bluebird is generally awesome when it comes to fees, but those checks are expensive, so order now or forever hold your peace.

WHY YOU SHOULD HOLD OFF ON BUYING A NEW LAPTOP FOR A BIT: Gizmodo makes a good case for why you should delay a laptop purchase for a few months. Intel is coming out with a new chip called Haswell in a couple of weeks which promises much better battery life, speed, and graphics. So you’ll get more bang for your buck on a new model, or else you can pick up the older technology at a discount.

HOW MUCH DOES A MARIJUANA HABIT COST?: Now that marijuana has been legalized in two states, it’s as good a time as any to look at it from a personal finance perspective. A study at Colorado state university puts the habit at $650 per year, although it seems to be a YMMV situation:

How much the individual actually winds up spending on marijuana will depend on several factors, most obviously the quality (and price) of the pot and how much one smokes. Researchers used the crowdsourcing site PriceofWeed.com to get the $185-per-ounce figure. As of early April, an ounce of marijuana was averaging $206 on the black market, and because the price is expected to drop once pot is legal, the study landed on $185. If the smoker is opting for higher-quality, $300-per-ounce marijuana, his annual pot bill would top $1,000. That’s for someone smoking the average of 3.53 ounces per year. A heavy smoker who goes with $300-per-ounce pot and uses, say, half-an-ounce monthly could expect to drop $1,800 annually on his habit.

That may sound like a lot. But a pot-smoking habit is probably cheaper than a cigarette-smoking habit. Colorado is one of the cheaper states for cigarettes, but a pack still goes for around $5.19, according to one state-by-state price check compilation. So a one-pack-per-day habit—purchased one pack at a time, not by the carton—comes to $1,894 for a year.

Interesting stuff, but I’ll stick with my rum, thank you very much.

THE NATION’S MOST EXPENSIVE REAL ESTATE LISTING: Go on. Click this. At $190 million, this Greenwich, CT house is worth a look:

Single-family home is rather a misnomer for this estate, as it consists of so much more than just the home itself- a 13,519 square foot French-renaissance mansion with 12 bedrooms, seven full baths, two half baths, library, solarium, wine cellar and entire floor for staff.  Special features include 12-foot ceilings, multiple carved fireplaces and balconies, plus huge windows and glassed-in porches for taking in the panoramic Long Island Sound view.   The property straddles 50 acres spread over two islands, and outdoor features include a 75 foot pool with spa and pool house, grass tennis court, stone carriage house and guest cottage, plus abundant rolling lawns and gardens.

A few pictures:

Thanks Forbes!

I’m pretty sure crepe myrtles and palm trees are not native to Connecticut

It’s slightly more than we’re willing to pay, but maybe some of our wealthier readers might want to put in a lowball offer. The worst the sellers can do is say no, so go for it!

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Anybody want Google wallet?

UPDATE: All five have been spoken for, thanks!

The test deposits have cleared and my Google wallet account is now active. If anybody wants in, I’ll send a penny to the first five commenters below. I’d offer to do more except I don’t know if I’ll trip some anti-fraud trigger and/or get my Google friend in hot water. Just make sure you use your gmail address in the email address form when leaving a comment.

For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, Frequent Miler gives a nice overview.

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